Archive for April, 2006
My parents are a freaking riot
Tuckered out from copious hijinks, the Turner clan takes a breather on a bird poop-splattered bench.
Honestly, I couldn’t love them more. (See pictures for visual details.)
They called me up at around 11. Naturally, I was still asleep. “We’re turning on to Poplar!” my mom said as I rubbed my eyes and tried to find [...]
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Sniff
I smell really good today. Not sure why. I didn’t bathe any more thoroughly than usual, I’m not wearing perfume, and I’ve been using the same shampoo/conditioner and deodorant for weeks, so I’m not responding to a new smell or anything. But I smell fucking awesome. I’ve just been sitting here all evening reveling [...]
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Battle of the sexists
Bored, I was reading the Fark thread about Pete Doherty’s latest hilarious junkie antics, when I stumbled upon this comment by Salieri_82:
How the fark does this waste of skin and hair get to bang Kate Moss?
Every problem in the entire world will be solved when women stop lusting after dickheads.
/Okay, that may be a touch [...]
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It’s so late and I’m putting off brushing my teeth because I am L-A-Z-Y and I cannot lie down with dirty teeth, which means I’m wasting time before bed, which means I’ll sleep so late tomorrow.
Eh.
So I’m going to kill some time by doing one of those pointless Friday Random Tens you see everywhere. [...]
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Just turn the knife
I fear for my generation.
Her hair in her face like that makes me want to jump off cliffs.
Watch this kid take a drag off his cigarette.
Hee. These kids are parodies of themselves.
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The faces of meh
Rush Limbaugh plays the world’s tiniest violin for himself.
“Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if people [...]
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News of the weird: Dwarf edition
It’s not all corruption and racial tension in Memphis. Sometimes negligent truck drivers accidentally run over dwarves who used to be carnies and wrestlers.
Rest in peace, Mighty Mo.
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This sounds like it was so much fun.
But I never had a professor or a group of classmates that (openly) cool.
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The happy hostess
So, yes, the parental unit is coming Sunday, possibly with my brother in tow, and now I’m wondering what the hell we can do all day to keep them entertained. I had originally thought about seeing a Redbirds game, but they’ve got an away game that day. Boo. I really did want to see a [...]
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Fandaaaangooo?
Kristin just made my day by pointing this out to me:
Finally, progress!!
INSTANT UPDATE: Looks like NiT has a poster up, too. Not sure about that design, but whatever, I’ll take it as long as the freaking movie actually comes out.
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