Archive for November, 2006

Normal

30Nov06

It’s the end of November: The air is warm and electric with the slightest hint of humidity, the wind roars around you and then behind you and then through your hair, and leaves — two weeks ago saturated with yellows and reds — are now rigid and brittle. They skitter across the street like rats [...]


Went to the gym today. There’s a lot of ground I’ve got to re-cover. But it was good to be back. Didn’t have to explain my absence to anyone. I suppose I still might run into Jade and have to explain things, but I’ll cross that bridge when I stumble up to it.
10 minutes of [...]


So I just realized, thanks to a tip from Tamara, that Nocturnal Admissions looks like ass in IE. Most things do, but I don’t want my stuff to.
I design blogs using Firefox, and if I get real ambitious, I check them out in Safari too. But rare is the day when I even open [...]


Made this. Ate here. Watched this.


• Cure cancer or the common cold• Laundry• Put up the Christmas tree• Drink 64 ounces of water• Contract an STD• Park in my own parking lot• Poison a Russian spy• Buy toilet paper• Get rid of the headache I’ve had for three days• Shop• Make the bed• Get any mail• Volunteer for military service• [...]


Burp

25Nov06

Gonzo gives thanks for naps.
THANKSGIVING ™ was interesting this year. Fairly uneventful, for the most part. Our clan nearly burned the kitchen down when the rolls caught fire (dang spilled turkey grease!) in the oven and I sat there like a useless lump, staring at the stove, wondering how the hell we were supposed to [...]


Thankfully

23Nov06

• I will not be one of the hundred billion enthusiastic holiday shoppers busting doors Friday morning. • There will most likely be leftover food at work Friday. Mmm, cheese cubes. • I get to go home to celebrate Thanksgiving. • I got my glasses’ lens prescription updated just in time, since I’m on my [...]


Eight pounds?

21Nov06

So, it’s nearly Thanksgiving and lots of things in my life have happened since I started the diet, but I’ve managed not to backslide very much. Those first two weeks or so I lost some poundage to the tune of three or four pounds — all the water consumption is responsible for that, I’m sure. [...]


Score

21Nov06

I opened the dryer and guess what tumbled out along with a sock and a pair of ratty underwear? Seven dollars, that’s what.
Suddenly that $10.74 in my checking account doesn’t make the day seem so bleak.


Last night I saw a shooting star. Made a very selfish wish. Found out today there was a meteor shower last night. Realized I should have made a different very selfish wish — one for a new car that starts when I ask it to. A new car that won’t sit for twenty minutes, security [...]